Unclimbing with Jonny

Some climb hills to get their thrills
That’s bad, but even worse.
Some unclimb to pass the time.
They do it in reverse.
They descend at rope’s end
Into the bowels of the earth.

One must be very brave
To cave
Which leads us to our next concern.
We get the chills
That no spelunker cares to learn
The most rudimentary marketing skills.

Spelunker
Sounds like clunker,
Too awkward—you can quote us—
And for what it’s worth,
There’s nothing sexy about
The bowels of the earth.
Just thought I’d point that out
In case you didn’t notice.