Wednesday, September 22, 2004

On Spelling

You know, of course, that its absurred
To wurry how to spel the word.
Like, duz the i precede the e?
It matters not one wit to me.
No need to worry or obssess
If there's one vowell moore or less.
Oh, you can whinny, you can wine
But Shackespeare got along just fine
He couldn't spel but didn't care,
So all you spelling phreaks out there,
Let lesser hacks get all uptight
And let us writers simply wright.

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