Janelle

13-Friday, August 19, 1983

Your Mother is Janet,
Your Dad—Lawrence Victor,
(Poor thing, I can’t stanet,
The way her folks trictor).

Your name they designed and
(That’s how they proclaim it!),
Their two names combined and
Janelle you were namit…

But dear, there’s a rumor
That’s not how they did it.
Their strange sense of humor—
For years they have hid it.

Janelle’s not a poor name,
It’s kind of appeally,
It just isn’t yoor name
You’re Janitor, really.

Of that awful hoax, why,
My child, you’re the victim.
Had it been my foax, I
Think I would have kictim.