Friday, October 17, 2008

A few campaign limericks

Obama
I am not that in love with Obama
But I'm worn out from 8 years of drama.
No more pillage and loot.
No more veeps who can shoot.
I need someone who's just a bit calma..

Palin
A veep must be up on her shootin'.
(And I'm better than Cheney, darn tootin'.)
As to foreign expertise,
When we get a good freeze,
I can skate with Prime Minister Putin.

McCain
When the media constantly club ya'
And your opponent's beginning to drub ya',)
It's a pain, John McCain
Cuz ya know yer campaign
Is officially a prisoner of dubya.

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