Joanna's Family

this is a quick guide to the bride's family for Justynn's folks, to be sung to the tune of "The Addams Family".

Their house is a museum.
When Justynn came to see 'em,
He wondered who would free him
From Joanna's family.
Duh, duh, duh, dun.

Her father sneers at riches.
His patients, self or britches--
He keeps them all in stitches,
Joanna's family.
Duh, duh, duh, dun.

Her mom's a force primeval
Of change-the-world upheaval.
Part Gandhi, part Knievel.
Joanna's family.
Duh, duh, duh, dun.

And Alex is a preacher
Whose sermons always feature
At least one Star Wars creature,
Joanna's family.
Duh, duh, duh, dun.

In all that Dave may mention,
His glorious intention
Is mayhem and dissension.
Joanna's family.
Duh, duh, duh, dun.

With Steve, we used to wonder--
That kilt, was something under?
Until he sat--a blunder.
Joanna's family.
Duh, duh, duh, dun.

Rebecca is the Spain one.
The beauty and the brain one,
Perhaps the only sane one
In Joanna's family.
Duh, duh, duh, dun.

Now Justynn and Joanna
Believe they've found nirvana
In South Bend, Indiana,
The Mayo family.
Duh, duh, duh, dun, duh, duh, duh, dun, duh, duh, duh, done (etc.)